I'm Still Here! From buzzerb in Buzzers Blog (955 days old)

I've just noticed that the number of people visiting this site has dwindled to 'something approaching double figures' as they used to say in Private Eye. Always good for a laugh, the old Eye. Well,… more

Remembrance Day From buzzerb in Buzzers Blog (1095 days old)

A moment of seriousness. Two minutes, to be precise. All over Britain today, people gathered around war memorials to hold a service of remembrance. Vicars, policemen, old men in blazers, ordinary … more

More on Cars From buzzerb in Buzzers Blog (1108 days old)

Don't know what I was talking about earlier really - sometimes it's almost like there's two of me. But talking of cars reminds me of a few barouches I've known and loved. * I seem to have just told y… more

Cars and Beer From buzzerb in Buzzers Blog (1108 days old)

I've received some messages on this subject, and its making me think. People these days lob around in their 4Wds, upsetting traffic, pissing around with their vile offspring at schools and generall… more

Travel From buzzerb in Buzzers Blog (1114 days old)

Another day, and another day of learning. I was sitting in Pole Position in the Saloon Bar of the Foresters today (by Thunder, I beat Old Noel to the best chair in the house by arriving 3 minutes befo… more

Pubs From buzzerb in Buzzers Blog (1115 days old)

I'm starting to wonder just exactly who designs these Pubs. I was in the Three Ferrets today for a quick one with old Champ. Everything was fine until we left, but some local Yobbo had repaired the… more

More Words of Wisdom From buzzerb in Buzzers Blog (1121 days old)

As you know, the internet is full of bollocks. Don't know why anyone uses it - I never have and certainly don't intend to start now. You can't believe anything you read on it, as a number of you out t… more

When I Ran with the Olympic Torch From buzzerb in Buzzers Blog (1131 days old)

In 1948, the Olympic Games were held in London. Members of local athletics clubs were chosen to run with the Olympic Torch on its route to Wembley Stadium. My great friend Wigley ran from Windsor to E… more

Health Matters (or does it?) From buzzerb in Buzzers Blog (1135 days old)

I finally succumbed to a Health check - Body Fat 83% - check Cholesterol - 95% rising, check Carbon Monoxide - 39%, check Alchohol Blood Test - Funny thing, they wouldnt let me see those re… more

Words of Wisdom From buzzerb in Buzzers Blog (1136 days old)

These days, there are apparently ponces called 'life coaches', who people with more money than sense pay to tell them the bleedin' obvious. In my experience, there aren't many problems that can't be s… more

Bloody Doctors From buzzerb in Buzzers Blog (1140 days old)

I've always maintained that if he can't see blood, pus or bone, then your average Doctor is about as much use as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest. Yet again I've been proved right. I told '… more

Wish I was Dead, Really From buzzerb in Buzzers Blog (1141 days old)

What I don't understand is why people waste their time reading and writing complete b*llocks like this when they could be talking it down the pub over a few pints. I said this to some bloke down t… more